Needless to say, I have been busy with school, etc. and have not been able to write in here very much. An excess of interesting and humorous events have not occurred, so I do not even have all to much to write about. However, I will find something to talk about, as usual..
In regards to The Juggernaut, lately it has been making this "Squeeee!" noise. This noise is not simply restricted to acceleration, or braking; it is a constant,"SQUUEE!!!" and frankly, I would find it mildly embarrassing if I cared anything for this particular automotive. Speaking of all things vehicular, eventually I am going to attempt to learn how to drive a standard so that I may rapidly destroy the transmission of another car. (Actually, I have no idea if shifting and transmissions have a direct correlation. Oh well.)
For the past two weeks I have been battling some sort of disease, I don't know which one. Last week during (geez, these are great shrimp I am eating.. just had to interject that)our mardi gras break I decided to come up with a 101 temperature, and a sore throat. Of course I put off going to the doctor.. um, because I do that. After three days the temperature and the worst part of the sore throat was gone, I thought I has just cheated strep.. or something. More currently, yesterday I woke up with a swollen throat and a high fever. Here I come, shot of penicillin on my right butt-cheek.. Fantastic. What is better about this whole situation, I passed this to my mother, so now I am not alone in my throat-misery. She may now writhe in agony as we both try and swallow macaroni-n-cheese.
Lastly, I am officially Adult/Child/Infant CPR, and first aid certified! Slantz and I woke up at the proverbial "buttcrack" of dawn and drove to the Red Cross center. May I just say that we has one of the best classmated EVER. For the story's sake, I am naming her Latressa. Yes, of course I am being facetious. Latressa was ridiculous. First of all, her hair was reminiscent of a porcupine with gold highlights; these highlights matched her "Ali Babba" type footwear, and very "attractive" gold tooth. She came in late, and then our teacher was talking about the importance of CPR etc. and our classmate's phone rings. Not only does she ignore it for the first few rings, she actually ANSWERS it in the middle of a lecture!
..What?! She does this twice, throughout adult CPR.
Then after this, Slantz and I are sitting at our table watching the CPR video (or something), and I hear something that sounds like a freight train, right next to me. I look over in the direction of the noise, low and behold Latressa has rested her head on her own bosom, and is snoring. Upon performing CPR on her dummy, she falls on top of it.
I love these sort of individuals, they make me realize that I am not always as unintelligent as I may occasionally feel. At least I do not trip, while stationary on my knees delivering CPR to a dying mannequin.
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