KNIFIN' AROOUNNDD!!!

Teehee.... it's Bjork and P Diddy!

Anyways, speaking of Bjork. My favorite episode of SpaceGhost Coast to Coast is the one with Dj Thom, and BJORK (Knifin' Around). JUST so you can understand how awesome it is, i found the dialogue and I cut cut out a few pieces that are my favorites!

Moltar: Okay, oh, and your wife's on the phone.
Zorak: Your wife?! (laughs)
Space Ghost: I don't have a wife.
Moltar: She says she's your wife.
Space Ghost: Look, just tell this woman that she's crazy. Just because I'm famous and sexy doesn't mean that someone can just go and marry me the second I leave the room.
Zorak: What room?
Space Ghost: Look, listen everybody... (stands up) please? Listen to me. I have a hit song about a knife... and yes, I'm married. And that is why I want you to hang up right now.
(Thom is zapped off the monitor and replaced with Space Ghost's wife, played by Björk)Spaceghost: Thank you, Moltar. (to his wife) Hey, honey, how are you?
Björk: Do you like sulphur?
Space Ghost: Sulphur? Sulphur's my favorite food, you know that. Is that why you called me?
Björk: Yeah
Sp.ace Ghost: Oh great.
Björk: Can I sing in Icelandic?
Space Ghost: Uh, not right now, honey, please, I'm, I'm right in the middle of a, um... giant space war.
Björk: I, I enjoy talking to you.
Space Ghost: Yes, you do, but like I said, this
space war, what can I do? Aliens.
Björk: Yeah.
Space Ghost: (waving) Yeah, so, you have to go now.
Björk: Okay.
Space Ghost: Okay. So, I'll talk to you when there's peace. In space.
Björk: (pause) Yeah, and you like salmon or you like trout?
Space Ghost: (pounds his desk) You know what, it doesn't matter. Because I love you so much...
Björk: Yeah?
Space Ghost: ... that it's time for you to go to sleep.
Björk: Okay.
Moltar: Your wife's on the phone again.
Space Ghost: Uh, tell her I exploded, and tell her it was very sad, and the last thing I said was "make sure my wife moves out of my condo."
Moltar: She says it's an emergency.
Space Ghost: Emergency... patch her through
(Björk replaces Thom on the monitor)
Björk: I have to go to the toilet.
Space Ghost: You remember the difference between the toilet and the sofa, right?
Björk: I think so.
Space Ghost: And remember how angry I got.
Björk: It smells like.. bad eggs.
Space Ghost: Because that's what happens when you boil the cushions of the couch you'd been urinating on.
Björk: Yeah'm?
Space Ghost: Oh oh, and, as long as I've got you here, (does his power band move) tell that French DJ Tricky to move out.
Björk: What's his name again?
Space Ghost: I don't know, he's your damned friend.
Björk: And I would love to introduce you to him.
Space Ghost: I've met him. He's living on our couch, with the urine. And tell him to stop letting in strangers to listen to his new beats.
Björk: It makes all the children happy.
Space Ghost: (in low voice) Honey, those aren't children, they're packets of cream cheese.
Björk: Sometimes I can't separate between the two, do you know that?
Space Ghost: Yeah. I.. wish I'd known that when we were just dating
Space Ghost: Uh, honey? I buried a present for you out in the yard.
Björk: Yeah'm?
Space Ghost: Yeah. Why don't you go dig it up?
Zorak: Hey, um... what'd you bury?
Space Ghost: Her mother.
Zorak: Cool.
Space Ghost: No, Zorak, it's just a bagel, she started calling "mother".
Björk: (over the phone) I have to say I'm a great fan of triangles.
Space Ghost: Well, I have to say that I am a great fan of Chuck Norris, and he was in the Delta Force, and the delta was a triangle.
Björk: The one that came up when I was eleven.
Space Ghost: Yeah! You know honey, all this talk about Chuck is making me want to get married all over again.
Björk: Yeah?
Space Ghost: Because at the Beta Barn, you get 20% off for each marriage