Wednesday, January 25, 2006

BOBA FETT IN HIS UNDAWEARRS


AAAGHHH!!!

..OPOSSUM!!!!

don't look at it.. it consumes souls, okay?

Thursday, January 19, 2006

drool.


god...he's so hot.
(i'm being serious acually.) alan cumming looks better as a mutant than a person. Nightcrawler and I are meant for each other, don't you think so?

annnuyywaayy... IT'S COMIN' AT YOOOUUUUUU!!!

Sunday, January 15, 2006

CAN YOU FEEL IIITT??:!!!


THAT'S MY NEW BABY SSSIISSTTERR!!!!@!@!&*!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

KNIFIN' AROOUNNDD!!!


Teehee.... it's Bjork and P Diddy!

Anyways, speaking of Bjork. My favorite episode of SpaceGhost Coast to Coast is the one with Dj Thom, and BJORK (Knifin' Around). JUST so you can understand how awesome it is, i found the dialogue and I cut cut out a few pieces that are my favorites!

Moltar: Okay, oh, and your wife's on the phone.
Zorak: Your wife?! (laughs)
Space Ghost: I don't have a wife.
Moltar: She says she's your wife.
Space Ghost: Look, just tell this woman that she's crazy. Just because I'm famous and sexy doesn't mean that someone can just go and marry me the second I leave the room.
Zorak: What room?
Space Ghost: Look, listen everybody... (stands up) please? Listen to me. I have a hit song about a knife... and yes, I'm married. And that is why I want you to hang up right now.
(Thom is zapped off the monitor and replaced with Space Ghost's wife, played by Björk)Spaceghost: Thank you, Moltar. (to his wife) Hey, honey, how are you?
Björk: Do you like sulphur?
Space Ghost: Sulphur? Sulphur's my favorite food, you know that. Is that why you called me?
Björk: Yeah
Sp.ace Ghost: Oh great.
Björk: Can I sing in Icelandic?
Space Ghost: Uh, not right now, honey, please, I'm, I'm right in the middle of a, um... giant space war.
Björk: I, I enjoy talking to you.
Space Ghost: Yes, you do, but like I said, this
space war, what can I do? Aliens.

Björk: Yeah.
Space Ghost: (waving) Yeah, so, you have to go now.
Björk: Okay.
Space Ghost: Okay. So, I'll talk to you when there's peace. In space.
Björk: (pause) Yeah, and you like salmon or you like trout?
Space Ghost: (pounds his desk) You know what, it doesn't matter. Because I love you so much...
Björk: Yeah?
Space Ghost: ... that it's time for you to go to sleep.
Björk: Okay.
Moltar: Your wife's on the phone again.
Space Ghost: Uh, tell her I exploded, and tell her it was very sad, and the last thing I said was "make sure my wife moves out of my condo."
Moltar: She says it's an emergency.
Space Ghost: Emergency... patch her through
(Björk replaces Thom on the monitor)
Björk: I have to go to the toilet.
Space Ghost: You remember the difference between the toilet and the sofa, right?
Björk: I think so.
Space Ghost: And remember how angry I got.
Björk: It smells like.. bad eggs.
Space Ghost: Because that's what happens when you boil the cushions of the couch you'd been urinating on.
Björk: Yeah'm?
Space Ghost: Oh oh, and, as long as I've got you here, (does his power band move) tell that French DJ Tricky to move out.
Björk: What's his name again?
Space Ghost: I don't know, he's your damned friend.
Björk: And I would love to introduce you to him.
Space Ghost: I've met him. He's living on our couch, with the urine. And tell him to stop letting in strangers to listen to his new beats.
Björk: It makes all the children happy.
Space Ghost: (in low voice) Honey, those aren't children, they're packets of cream cheese.
Björk: Sometimes I can't separate between the two, do you know that?
Space Ghost: Yeah. I.. wish I'd known that when we were just dating
Space Ghost: Uh, honey? I buried a present for you out in the yard.
Björk: Yeah'm?
Space Ghost: Yeah. Why don't you go dig it up?
Zorak: Hey, um... what'd you bury?
Space Ghost: Her mother.
Zorak: Cool.
Space Ghost: No, Zorak, it's just a bagel, she started calling "mother".
Björk: (over the phone) I have to say I'm a great fan of triangles.
Space Ghost: Well, I have to say that I am a great fan of Chuck Norris, and he was in the Delta Force, and the delta was a triangle.
Björk: The one that came up when I was eleven.
Space Ghost: Yeah! You know honey, all this talk about Chuck is making me want to get married all over again.
Björk: Yeah?
Space Ghost: Because at the Beta Barn, you get 20% off for each marriage

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

yeah.


So.

I was thinking.

I'm a much hotter person than that gay pink haired stephanie from LazyTown, eh